Score: 9

"Wowie..."

submission: Epic War

date: August 24, 2008

First of all.. the graphics weren't too bad at all for a defense game. The game itself took me a while to complete mostly becasue I just liked going back to the earlier stages to stock up on exp. I have to say there is nothing more beautiful than an army of 200+ Hobbits attacking a castle at the same time. *teary-eyed* it's like poetry in motion. I believe the difficulty of the levels was rather well played though I would have liked to have seen more variety of monsters since the last few levels had nothing new just a lot more of the same old. Even so, it was still enough to keep the game interested. It also would have been pretty nice to be able to play the Evil side with the demons and orcs and such. Another bit that would have been pretty nice to make it a bit harder would be making it so that the demons can't be frozen or stunned. I mean... what kind of weak arse demon can be FROZEN?! -.- Did make it easier to down them. I LOVED watching the Angels tear up the place but still the endless trail of Hobbits marching to their doom was my favorite. Lots of explosions and bodies flying around just made the game more enjoyable ^_^
The final battle... That was probably the best battle I have seen in a long time... Countless Hobbits running to their doom in the face of HIS ultimate power! MWAHAHAHAHA!... poor things. BUT THEIR SACRIFICE WAS NO IN VAIN!...
Oh and... To anyone that complains that the game is ripped from something else... (like a certain movie for example -.-) the characters in this game were around long before said movies in something called Dungeons and Dragons. Even further back than that there were stories, myths, fairytales (call them what you will) that depicted such characters as Hobbits, Dwarfs, Wizards etc.
And finally not to spoil anything but if you have troubles with the final battle. I have a nice strategy to help (though if you don't seeing hobbits blow up then this isnt for you). Just make sure you have Dragon, Hobbit, Golem upgraded as well as all the castle and arrow upgrades. The trap, turrent and shield help also just in case. Every bit of damage helps in the end. Just get your mana up to it's max (9999) then get all the little bits and peices going (trap turrent shield). Then when you're ready to make your move, summon dragons like crazy. When you destroy the castle, summon hobbits and golems CONSTANTLY as well as Dragons. The hobbits and golems will slow HIM down and the dragons will do damage. Focus all fire power on HIM and you should down HIM before your castle is destroyed. (He was a good 3 or 4 cm away from my castle when he died LOL)
Anyway, great game overall. Lots of fun. Little needs improvement really. Good job ^_^

Score: 8

"interesting"

submission: Detonate 2

date: August 24, 2008

I definately enjoyed the little faces even if it was sad to blow him up lol. I think it would be a little more challenging if you made different color bombs but besides that it was a rather fun game. It's pretty great the way it is now.

To anyone that complains about it being "too easy" if you just hold your mouse over the face and click like crazy then take this little tip from me... DON'T...DO...THAT... Play the game like it was originally meant to be played and you won't have to complain about it being too easy -.-

Score: 7

"interesting"

submission: The C word

date: August 24, 2008

I have to say the views on the vag are spot on lol. The game itself was rather interesting if not TOTALLY gross. It's also funny how none of the vags cant without bugs or other forms of nasty STDs -.- Just goes to show you, ya cant trust any vag lol -.- though it would have been nice to see like a condom power up to keep away the STDs -.- But besides that, an interesting game... I'll give you a 7 just for the accuracy with the vagina