Score: 9

"Wowie..."

submission: Epic War

date: August 24, 2008

First of all.. the graphics weren't too bad at all for a defense game. The game itself took me a while to complete mostly becasue I just liked going back to the earlier stages to stock up on exp. I have to say there is nothing more beautiful than an army of 200+ Hobbits attacking a castle at the same time. *teary-eyed* it's like poetry in motion. I believe the difficulty of the levels was rather well played though I would have liked to have seen more variety of monsters since the last few levels had nothing new just a lot more of the same old. Even so, it was still enough to keep the game interested. It also would have been pretty nice to be able to play the Evil side with the demons and orcs and such. Another bit that would have been pretty nice to make it a bit harder would be making it so that the demons can't be frozen or stunned. I mean... what kind of weak arse demon can be FROZEN?! -.- Did make it easier to down them. I LOVED watching the Angels tear up the place but still the endless trail of Hobbits marching to their doom was my favorite. Lots of explosions and bodies flying around just made the game more enjoyable ^_^
The final battle... That was probably the best battle I have seen in a long time... Countless Hobbits running to their doom in the face of HIS ultimate power! MWAHAHAHAHA!... poor things. BUT THEIR SACRIFICE WAS NO IN VAIN!...
Oh and... To anyone that complains that the game is ripped from something else... (like a certain movie for example -.-) the characters in this game were around long before said movies in something called Dungeons and Dragons. Even further back than that there were stories, myths, fairytales (call them what you will) that depicted such characters as Hobbits, Dwarfs, Wizards etc.
And finally not to spoil anything but if you have troubles with the final battle. I have a nice strategy to help (though if you don't seeing hobbits blow up then this isnt for you). Just make sure you have Dragon, Hobbit, Golem upgraded as well as all the castle and arrow upgrades. The trap, turrent and shield help also just in case. Every bit of damage helps in the end. Just get your mana up to it's max (9999) then get all the little bits and peices going (trap turrent shield). Then when you're ready to make your move, summon dragons like crazy. When you destroy the castle, summon hobbits and golems CONSTANTLY as well as Dragons. The hobbits and golems will slow HIM down and the dragons will do damage. Focus all fire power on HIM and you should down HIM before your castle is destroyed. (He was a good 3 or 4 cm away from my castle when he died LOL)
Anyway, great game overall. Lots of fun. Little needs improvement really. Good job ^_^

Score: 8

"interesting"

submission: Detonate 2

date: August 24, 2008

I definately enjoyed the little faces even if it was sad to blow him up lol. I think it would be a little more challenging if you made different color bombs but besides that it was a rather fun game. It's pretty great the way it is now.

To anyone that complains about it being "too easy" if you just hold your mouse over the face and click like crazy then take this little tip from me... DON'T...DO...THAT... Play the game like it was originally meant to be played and you won't have to complain about it being too easy -.-

Score: 7

"interesting"

submission: The C word

date: August 24, 2008

I have to say the views on the vag are spot on lol. The game itself was rather interesting if not TOTALLY gross. It's also funny how none of the vags cant without bugs or other forms of nasty STDs -.- Just goes to show you, ya cant trust any vag lol -.- though it would have been nice to see like a condom power up to keep away the STDs -.- But besides that, an interesting game... I'll give you a 7 just for the accuracy with the vagina

Score: 8

"good"

submission: Newgrounds SIM v 1.2

date: August 5, 2008

Pretty good game. Funny at some points but playing the game was somewhat depressing. Seeing the types of stuff that is actually posted lol pretty depressing. And the emails you get from people that dont like your games... wow. I dont think i've ever told anyone to "Go die" before in my entire life. Even if it's just joking around I still think it's wrong to say something like that LOL. Anyway back to the game. The concept was well thought out and well researched lol. Though I can't give you credit for most of the graphics, the ones that weren't ripped looked nice. I didn't quite finish the game because I got tired of clicking over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. From what I saw of the game (only need 2 more stickers T-T) it is very well done and definately deserving of the scores you get. One question though... Where are all the stupid people that dont know any numbers besides 0 and 10? lol. It seems like I see that way too often in Newgrounds. Apparently some people either LOVE a flash or they want it BLAMED!!! I suppose that's a good quality to have... Very decisive with very little Grey. I unfortunately don't give out 10s very often :P Anyway... Very good job with this game. ^_^

Score: 6

"Interesting"

submission: Rail of War

date: August 5, 2008

An interesting concept for a game, but I have to say it wasn't really all that entertaining. The action was rather slow, there was no way to tell where the enemies were going to be until you were within their firing range. The graphics weren't too bad at all and at some points it was almost fun but still quite boring. It would be better if maybe you had a radar system or something that could show enemies on the minimap. I did enjoy some of the concepts behind the missions and it was fun getting derailed but besides that the game was pretty boring. The physics were pretty close to a real train. Slow to get moving and slow to stop without slamming on the brakes. Not a bad game, just kind of boring even for a strategy/defense game.

Score: 8

"not bad"

submission: The Last Maple Story

date: August 5, 2008

I personally do not like maple story that much at all... I think it's a pretty boring and poorly made game, but I have to say that this is one of the funnier flashes i've seen made about MS. Some of the jokes were rather interesting. Some were stupid but I love the part when she's running away from the bear wolf and boar. Definately an interesting storyline. The annoying part about the video was the stupid Text to speech voice overs. I'm just glad that wasn't in the entire animation. Other than that, pretty funny and entertaining.

Score: 7

"uh... okay?"

submission: Do you have a waffle

date: August 3, 2008

Animation wasn't too bad but the fact that it repeated itself with no end in sight was rather annoying. Looks more like something you'd send a friend just to annoy the hell out of them... Oh! that gives me an idea!

Score: 8

"uh... mickey mouse and sonic?"

submission: The Killing Murderer

date: August 3, 2008

Hah that was actually pretty funny. Interesting flash... Humor was a bit childish. Felt like i was watching robot chicken or something LOL. But overall not too bad.

Score: 3

"hmm"

submission: Scribble.

date: August 3, 2008

Im not one to randomly throw out bad scores for things that are normally scored great, but despite the "symbolism", the flash wasn't all that great. Though you may be trying to get a point across, you really don't need to create a flash to express something so simple. Some people may call this art or w/e but seriously a two year old could do this. In fact I think my nephew has done better drawings than that. No offense, but I think you could do better than that. Simplicity doesn't make something art, it just makes it boring. Next time if you're going to try making something pure and simple like this, then atleast add some music to it or atleast get something into it that shows some talent. I personally can't draw and that is why you don't see my "art" on Newgrounds in the form of flash games or videos. And for anyone that's going to start calling me names for this review, I base my scores on alot more than just the point of the flash. Two points for having a someone decent point to get across... One point for color... since red and black are colors I need to give you something for it. I think if you put a bit more creativity into it, then you could do better. Take your own advice from this and sort out your ideas and expend them in a way that makes sense with a bit more creativity. Then you'll earn more than a Three.

Score: 7

"Not bad"

submission: Temple Guardian

date: July 31, 2008

The game was rather fun to start with, but the noises got annoying very quickly. The sound of the walls being broken down wasn't exactly enjoyable either lol. The traps are a nice touch but the sacred towers were a bit of a let down. Since they were a bit boring. And one of the towers says it has an attack rate of 99999 or something like that... Wouldnt that be like 5000 attacks per second? LOL. Anyway... Good job with the game. The digging monsters are a pain, maybe something that stops them from digging or damages them when they do dig would be a good thing since it gets annoying when a monster disappears at the beginning then reappears right next to your temple.